Erwin blows his first acting job and finds himself stranded in Texas, where he’s taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle and his cohort Faye. The…

It centers on Kip Parsons, a computer nerd who declares war on online dating services when she’s rejected by one as “unmatchable.”

A kidnapped boy strikes up a friendship with his captor: an escaped convict on the run from the law, headed by an honorable U.S. Marshal.